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There are over 7 million patents registered in the United States, a great number of which describe practical inventions designed for use by everyday, ordinary human beings. Then there's the GUY stuff, ideas so astounding, so spectacular, they could only have come from that tiny portion of a guy's brain not dedicated to scratching himself.
If you happen to be a guy, and can read, the appeal of this book goes without saying. If you happen to be something other than a guy, but feel you'd be interested in gaining a deeper understanding of the typical guy's thought process, of what's really happening in the dark recesses of his mind as he stares blankly into space, of what makes him "tick", then this is the book for you.  If, on the other hand, you feel you'd find it more appealing to place your head directly in the path of an oncoming road grader, that's certainly understandable.
IT'S A GUY THING examines a number (70) of these awe-inspiring, real inventions from the past 140 years, treating each and every device, gadget, contraption and apparatus with the level of respect (none) that it deserves.
    Inside you'll find a wide variety of items that personal injury lawyers nationwide wish were more readily available including...

  • Neat Ways for Guys to Shoot Each Other
  • Things for Dead Guys
  • Awesome Guy Clothing Innovations
  • Things That Make Guys More Attractive to Women (At Least in the Guys' Minds)
  • Things That Allow Guys to Accomplish Tasks with Less Effort
  • Cool Games That Guys Came Up With
  • Things That Are Unnecessarily Dangerous and, Therefore, Very Appealing to Guys
  • Things for a Guy's Dog (or Cockroach)
  • Bathroom-Related Things for Guys (None of Which, Oddly Enough, Involves a Magazine Rack)
  • Things Involving Beer

   ...and much more!

"I bought the book for a friend.
    I'll have to apologize the next time I see him."  - Steve S. of Plevna, MT
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"...the dumbest, dudeliest schemes ever proffered."  - Wired Magazine
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Jack's No-Slip Hairpiece
patented 1995
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George's Golf Practice Apparatus
patented 1956
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Win's Dog Pipe
patented 1952
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George & Miles's Repeating Exercise Device
patented 1963
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Albert's Helmet-Mounted Pistol
patented 1953
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All illustrations are taken directly from the official patent files.

                      .......no kidding.
(updated 10/8/08)
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